Lots of us Might Get a Piece of that Pie

Can I just say that I love Islam? I looove Islam. I LOVE ISLAM! Woo! Ok. So I have a personal Islam-related story to tell. (Actually, that's not true; I have a billion Islam-related stories to tell but I will try to restrain myself so as not to bore/annoy/desensitize.) This story got me in my...